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Two and a Half Men logo
7.12003–2015•12 Seasons•HD
ComedyRomance

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Creator: Unknown

Cast: Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell

Audio: Stereo

1
Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)

Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal)

9/23/2003

2
Big Flappy Bastards

Big Flappy Bastards

9/30/2003

3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

10/7/2003

4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

10/14/2003

5
The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump

The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump

10/21/2003

6
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

10/28/2003

7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

11/4/2003

8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful

11/11/2003

9
Phase One, Complete

Phase One, Complete

11/18/2003

10
Merry Thanksgiving

Merry Thanksgiving

11/25/2003

11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12/16/2003

12
Camel Filters + Pheromones

Camel Filters + Pheromones

1/6/2004

13
Sarah Like Puny Alan

Sarah Like Puny Alan

1/14/2004

14
I Can't Afford Hyenas

I Can't Afford Hyenas

2/3/2004

15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

2/10/2004

16
That Was Saliva, Alan

That Was Saliva, Alan

2/17/2004

17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

2/24/2004

18
An Old Flame With a New Wick

An Old Flame With a New Wick

3/2/2004

19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

3/23/2004

20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

4/20/2004

21
No Sniffing, No Wowing

No Sniffing, No Wowing

5/4/2004

22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

5/11/2004

23
Just Like Buffalo

Just Like Buffalo

5/18/2004

24
Can You Feel My Finger?

Can You Feel My Finger?

5/25/2004